Starseed Egypt Adventure: April Fools’ 2nd Edition!
Dear fellow cosmic explorers,
Are you ready to embark on a mystical journey transcending time and space?
Join us for the Starseed Egypt Adventure, curated by the enigmatic Althea Provost. 🌌✨
Event Details:
- Dates: April 1-12, 2024
- Duration: 12 days, 11 nights
- Destination: Ancient Egypt – where the veil between realms is as thin as a whisper.
Itinerary Highlights:
- Pyramid Power Hour: Channel your inner pharaoh as we decode hieroglyphics and learn to levitate (or at least try). 🗿🔮
- Sphinx Shenanigans: Riddles, riddles everywhere! Can you outwit the Sphinx and unlock the secrets of the universe? 🦁📜
- Nile Cruise with a Twist: Our private dahabiya will be transformed into a cosmic disco boat. Dance like it’s 3000 BCE! 🚢🌟
- Sacred Scarab Hunt: Collect scarabs for good luck (and maybe a free coffee at the interdimensional café). 🌞🪲
- Stargazing at the Great Pyramid: Bring your telescopes and starseed friends. We’ll be searching for extraterrestrial Wi-Fi signals. 🌠📡
Special Guest:
🌟 Thoth the Ibis-Headed Scribe: He’ll be leading our workshop on time travel, feather pens, and how to fold a perfect origami spaceship.
Dress Code:
- Daytime: Linen robes, sandals, and oversized sunglasses (to protect against solar flares).
- Evening: Galactic glam – think Cleopatra meets Ziggy Stardust.
Important Note:
- April Fools’ Pranks: Expect mummies in the bathroom, floating solar barques, and spontaneous sandstorms shaped like smiley faces. It’s all part of the cosmic fun! 🤪
How to Reserve Your Starseat:
Visit Thea’s Heart Booking and use the secret code: “StargazerFool” for a 10% discount on your astral ticket.
Remember, starseeds, we go beyond the ordinary. Let’s make this April Fools’ adventure one for the cosmic history books! 🌌🎉
With stardust and mischief, Althea Provost and the Interdimensional Travel Team 🌟🚀
