Starseed Egypt Adventure: April Fools’ 2nd Edition!
Dear fellow cosmic explorers,
Are you ready to embark on a mystical journey transcending time and space?
Join us for the Starseed Egypt Adventure, curated by the enigmatic Althea Provost. 🌌✨
Event Details:
- Dates: April 1-12, 2024
- Duration: 12 days, 11 nights
- Destination: Ancient Egypt – where the veil between realms is as thin as a whisper.
Itinerary Highlights:
- Pyramid Power Hour: Channel your inner pharaoh as we decode hieroglyphics and learn to levitate (or at least try). 🗿🔮
- Sphinx Shenanigans: Riddles, riddles everywhere! Can you outwit the Sphinx and unlock the secrets of the universe? 🦁📜
- Nile Cruise with a Twist: Our private dahabiya will be transformed into a cosmic disco boat. Dance like it’s 3000 BCE! 🚢🌟
- Sacred Scarab Hunt: Collect scarabs for good luck (and maybe a free coffee at the interdimensional café). 🌞🪲
- Stargazing at the Great Pyramid: Bring your telescopes and starseed friends. We’ll be searching for extraterrestrial Wi-Fi signals. 🌠📡
Special Guest:
🌟 Thoth the Ibis-Headed Scribe: He’ll be leading our workshop on time travel, feather pens, and how to fold a perfect origami spaceship.
Dress Code:
- Daytime: Linen robes, sandals, and oversized sunglasses (to protect against solar flares).
- Evening: Galactic glam – think Cleopatra meets Ziggy Stardust.
Important Note:
- April Fools’ Pranks: Expect mummies in the bathroom, floating solar barques, and spontaneous sandstorms shaped like smiley faces. It’s all part of the cosmic fun! 🤪
How to Reserve Your Starseat:
Visit Thea’s Heart Booking and use the secret code: “StargazerFool” for a 10% discount on your astral ticket.
Remember, starseeds, we go beyond the ordinary. Let’s make this April Fools’ adventure one for the cosmic history books!
With stardust and mischief, Althea Provost and the Interdimensional Travel Team 🌟🚀
